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Anonymous asked:

you know you're kind of a prick

officialunitedstates:

his heart raced as he went to officialunitedstates’ blog to type this message.  this very morning he failed to properly coat his toaster strudel in icing.  one side got too much while the other half was bare.  it really upset him.  then he realized he had gotten up an hour late and therefore missed the first half of price of right.  the second half is the worst because the final showdown is boring.  furious at his poor life circumstances he did the only thing he knew would make up for it, send a poor-man’s insult to officialunitedstates

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